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The Patchwork Pages...
Here be dragons... and whatever else didn't fit otherwheres.
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Praise for the Telgard Tribune:
"It does not disappoint, it is super fantastic. Nearly as great as Kel."
- CherryBlossom
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PC Prayers:
"Oh most beautiful and brilliant Solaris, you are my eyes and my ears; you are all my world. Please, please, have mercy on your humble servant Nashiaryll and show me the way out of this time warp I've stumbled into. If it is not your will, most great and beautious Solaris, that I leave this desolate land into which you have led me,
please help me to understand why you have brought me here and what purpose you intend for me."
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"But...continued misunderstandings even after that point would just have reinforced the impression that dark magic has given this mob the collective intelligence of an agonized hamster on LSD."
- Carson Criswell
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Trivia:
Somewhere in this issue of the Tribune is a secret hidden message.
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LeffIt is Super Helpful:
LeffIt, the illustrious pyrophiliac and incredibly helpful daughter of Tahnn (currently in Na'el) has agreed to answer questions for confused, perpexed and otherwise curious readers of the Tribune.
Unfortunately, we did not receive any submissions for this issue, but I am sure that you will all have fine questions for her to answer in the next issue. Submit questions by post message through the forums.
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Horoscope:
There is a high probability that you will find something you do not expect today ... or tomorrow,
and a slight chance that it could be just what you've been waiting for. The aligned stars might
indicate that you will have the opportunity to say exactly what you've always wanted. But there's a
significant probability that you will hesitate to take it. Fifty percent chance of rain.
What, you think I care when you were born?
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Question of the FTI:
Why is the Lost Moon never alone in the sky?
Answer for last issue's puzzle:
Before deciding on the term "wyrming", the original CDs considered ARPing (Assumptive Role Play) and foxing/foxtrotting.
Send your answers to the Tribune and the best answers will be printed in a future issue.
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Looking for any Telgardian with free time and some writing skills. For more information submit a moderator application
*The form submission may be malfunctioning at this time. If you do not hear back within a few days, please contact your local CD.
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Now accepting... original Telgard humor, Top 10 lists, humorous ads, favorite quotes, mind benders, puzzles of all types, etc. Submissions for Tribune Issue 19 will be due by August 1, 2008 (RTE).
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Favorite Moderator Quote:
"This is Telgard, home of the free and slightly insane." -KM Andraste
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