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FUN!...Now available at appallingly low prices ...
(don't let the goblins
know.)
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"And why isn't my pic up there? You can have it if you want :P I IS NOT AFRAID ^^"
- Shirrarra Shadesong (GM Mysticat).
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Top Ten Reasons Why Goblins Rule:
- Jacco Namori is a goblin.
- It's all in the sneakery...
- Altruism doesn't apply.
- The Big Green says so.
- "Steal first, ask permission later."
- Snog was a goblin.
- They stole this "ruling" thing.
- Treegs.
- They rocked the Scourge.
- With magic.
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Submit your Personal Ad today!
Are you looking for that special someone? Are you tired of trying to date insane psychotic women with fiery red hair? Did that perfect gentleman just turn and run when you needed help? Or worse, did he have you locked up in a tree the last time you tried to visit him? Just not feeling the connection with npcs? Don't wait forever - send in your ad today and let that special someone find you!
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Wanted:
The Tribune editors are currently searching for a Ss'tiss with a particularly shhath tongue to give advice. Must be willing to answer questions from incomprehensible humans (seems to be the race with the most problems). People skills not important. Is this the job for you? Apply Today!
Note: The Tribune is an equal opportunity employer. All races are encouraged to apply for the position.
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Astrologist Wanted!
"Dargotten has not forgotten!
He has a plan for every woman and man!"
At least, we're sure he does, but we can't seem to figure it out. If you are an ASTROLOGIST or want to be an astrologist, or have ever even dabbled at stargazing, HELP US! As creatures of incessant curiosity, we need to know our fate!
*Applicants must have a working knowledge of Telgardian astronomy.*
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Wanted: Must-read thread for listing as a "Featured Thread." May be OOC or IC. Send suggestions to
ladyoflirynn@yahoo.com
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Quick Fact: Did you know elves rarely give birth more than once, despite their long lifespan? An elf is most likely to be an only child, while siblings are often twins.
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"Oh, stopping trains with a single growl now are we? Impressive ... for a wench."
-GM Cherry Blossom
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WANTED: Help for the wedding of Lady Hope Severs to Piers Hugo Lindsey. We need cooks, waiting staff, entertainers (no mimes need apply), dish washers and various other jobs. Please apply at the Kel Keep. Generous monetary compensation available.
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Got a problem?
Send a letter to the Tribune's mystery advice columnist. Explain your problem in a brief (or lengthy) e-mail, send it to the Tribune staff with "Dear X" as the subject, and our qualified expert will answer all your questions in a future issue. No problem is too complex, too petty, or too silly for the great [?]!
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Question of the {finite temporal increment before the next Tribune gets published}
Before they came up with 'wyrming', what did the CDs call it?
Send your answers to the Tribune and the best answers will be printed in a future issue. Also accepting original Telgard humor, Top 10 lists, humorous ads, mind benders, puzzles of all types, etcetera, etcetera, and so forth...
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Looking for any Telgardian with free time and some writing skills.
For more information submit a moderator application
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Favorite Moderator Quote: "The 'real life' thing? Oh, you mean this other world where my ears aren't pointed and my magic is not awakened? Duh, boooooring!" -KM Voira Noire
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